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June 4 2012

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belugaqueen:

sometimes i die inside because i am not jim and pam

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teapayne: I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise

teapayne:

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise

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June 3 2012

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basedgodtrilla:

Urban Outfitters is selling Mitt Romney t-shirts. In case you needed another reason to never go there. Ever.

I don’t see how these are in any way actually supportive of Mitt Romney
If anything, it just goes to prove how much of a joke he really is

(Source: harharhar)

June 1 2012

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theyellowbrickroad: marlaynuh: what the fuck is this? a banana

theyellowbrickroad:

marlaynuh:

what the fuck is this?

a banana

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May 31 2012

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(Source: markfuckerberg, via gloomyteens)

May 29 2012

i HATE boys

May 28 2012

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soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

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  • mom: wow this is a really good bagel
  • me: probably because that's a doughnut
  • mom: fuck you faggot

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